[ALL]
It's finally happening
We've waited so long
They've captured the magic
And put it to song
Got the land the part
Got to keep my composure
To be in the musical of the movie 'Disclosure!'

[MR. LIZER, spoken]
Alright, people
Let's get started
Who's up first, please?

[NICK BIRCH, spoken]
I'm Nick Birch and I'm reading for the Michael Douglas role
(sung)
I'm a family man
Not a sexual harasser
My boss tried to do me
Now my life's a disaster
I only let her blow me
I did nothing wrong

[MR. LIZER, spoken]
Wow
Very loud
Thank you
[JESSIE GLASER, spoken]
Um, Jessi Glaser
I guess I'll read for the Dutiful Wife?
(sung)
No matter what happens
I'll stay at my station
Through scandals and lies
And public humiliation
'Cause standing by her husband
Is a woman's job
(spoken)
What the fuck? Really?

[ALL]
Done the costumes and build the sets
It's gonna be weird and inappropriate
We're makin' a musical of the movie 'Disclosure!'

[LOLA SKUMPY]
It's a story about women kickin' butt
And bein' rapists just like dudes!

[GINA RODRIGUEZ]
My character's name is 'Señorita Cleaning Lady'

[ALI]
Mine's 'Hot Asian With Asian Boobs'
[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
Ah, the smell of the greasepaint
The roar of the crowd
Are dangerously toxic
And frighteningly loud
I'd rather just do tech and stay out of sight

[MR. LIZER, spoken]
Okay, next!

[MISSY FOREMAN-GREENWALD, spoken]
Um, I'm Missy Foremen-Greenewald
And I'm auditioning for the part of Demi Moore
(sung)
I'm a modern '90s woman
I'll take what I want
In my power suit
My cleavage I'll flaunt
No man is not gonna bone me without a fight!

[MR. LIZER, spoken]
Oh, I felt that one

[MATTHEW]
Sorry I'm late, gang
But have no fear
Your little show is saved
Your leading man is here
Clear the stage, all you wannabes and posers
[ALL]
You're gonna be dazzled
Appalled and perplexed
Our parents will squirm
Watching a simulate sex
But we're doin' a musical of the movie 'Disclosure!' ('Disclosure')