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John Mulaney

"Grandma’s Boyfriend Paul"

[JAKE, SACK LUNCH BUNCH, BOTH]
Grandma's got a boyfriend
Grandma's got a boyfriend
It's a little weird at first
But then you say it twice
Grandma's got a boyfriend
And I think he's pretty nice
Grandma's got a boyfriend
And her boyfriend's name is Paul
Grandma's got a boyfriend
Everyone don't like him
He's almost 88
My aunts say they don't trust him
But me? I think he's great
Grandma's boyfriend Paul
No, they don't like Paul at all
Grandma's got a boyfriend
Why does everyone hate Paul?
He ain't killed my grandpa
He don't do nothin' at all
He just reads his mysteries, yeah
You can show them, Paul
Grandma's boyfriend Paul
Grandma's got a boyfriend
I asked Mom, "What's the fuss?"
Grandma's in love again
Mom said, "But Paul, he's always hummin' Gilbert and Sullivan"
That ain't fair to Paul
That he shouldn't hum at all
He also eats all the cashews
Some kids down in Maryland
I guess he lost his wife
I should ask, "What's your story, man?"
I bet old Pop had quite a life
Grandma's boyfriend Paul
He calls waiters "garcon"
The fella fought on D-Day
Grandma brought Paul
To our cousin's christenin
She wore a brooch that Grandpa gave to her before he died
Well, my mom and aunt, well, they were crazy
They yelled about the brooch 'til Grandma cried
Don't you make Grandma cry
Paul, Lord, He tried to intervene
No no, Paul, big mistake
I said, "Paul, listen. This is not your fight."
Stay out of it Paul
These women would love a reason to destroy you
Easily provoked
They'll scream, "You're not our dad!" at you all night
No no no oh
Mom, I know you miss your dad
Hell, I miss Grandpa too
But it ain't Paul's fault that he's gone
So, what is wrong with you?
Grandma's got a boyfriend
And her boyfriend's name is Paul
, yeah
Grandma's got a boyfriend
I really like you, Paul
Grandma's got a boyfriend
Grandma's got a boyfriend
I really like you, Paul
Hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hmm

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