[Verse 1]
Can I tell you something about you and your band?
'Cause I'm sure you'd love to listen to my advice
You're always out of tune
And there's no place there for you
Dude, do I know you?

[Verse 2]
(Well, well) Where you from with that accent?
Does it let you pronounce?
Are you Spanish or something?
Wait, can you roll your R's?
You're too pink to be admired
And too punk to be desired
Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya

[Chorus]
Just like kids, we are late
And our homes far away
We do this, we do that
I'm tired of waiting
We are all afraid of that long road
I guess it's the prettiest curse

[Verse 3]
To be fair, I don't know you, but a friend of mine does
He said you were successful 'cause your legs are nice
It must be so much fun to spend your daytime in the van
Ha-ha-ha-ha
[Verse 4]
And you will never look smart if you show that big smile
Better dress all in black, oh, darling you're too young
Dude, it's been a pleasant chat
Yeah, but I'm off to do my job
Because we have the craziest crowd
Waiting for these kittens to meow

[Outro]
Just like kids, we are late
And our homes far away
We do this, we do that
I'm tired of waiting
Just like kids, we are late
And our homes far away
We do this, we do that
I'm tired of waiting
We are all afraid of that long road
I guess it's the sweetest
I guess it's the warmest
I guess it's the prettiest
Curse