They're bringing flowers and chocolates
Those fools will try to bribe
We hold our bellies laughing
Up on the vantage point

They don't know what they're in for
Well, we don't know ourselves
It seems we only got here
Because we lost the way

Invading the holy land
Welcome to the tender maze

We made it to the center
And yes, that's very rare
Now better shut up, darling
Before you break the spell

They carved a wooden costume
To procreate the beast
Now that we heard the gospel
We want the christening

They're hunting for infidels
Welcome to the tender maze

We're still just tourists here
And I think that we will always be