[Intro Hook]
I got one felony. I got two felonies
I got three felonies. I got four felonies
I got five felonies. I got six feloines
I got seven felonies. Bitch, I'm Bill Bellamy
I got eight felonies. I got nine felonies
And if I'm fucking lying, turn my soul into a skeleton
N***as know whats up, I'll come in and I will get you
A hunnid grand show just to show em' I'm a pimp too

[Hook]
I got one felony. I got two felonies
I got three felonies. I got four felonies
I got five felonies. I got six feloines
I got seven felonies. Bitch, I'm Bill Bellamy
I got eight felonies. I got nine felonies
I got ten felonies. bitch, I'm Bill Bellamy
I got ten felonies. bitch, I'm Bill Bellamy
I got ten felonies. bitch, I'm Bill Bellamy

[Verse]
You going shopping. Fuck going shopping
Tiny pants goon, pink shirt and a chopper
I'ma come in and I'mma straight disrespect
I'ma tell you like this, I'mma show you who's the bitch
Got a Armenian girlfriend and she fuck with me
Pull the hammer out and make the bitch 360
I swear to god, I'mma go so fucking dumb
The bitch call me R. Kelly, I'ma fuck her in the ass (swag!)
[Hook]

[Verse 2]
West-side gangstas. South-side gangstas
East-side gangstas. North-side gangstas
Waterfront boy, I'mma rep' till I'm ancient
Bitch, I go dumb and I'm hyphy and all of that
Bitchmob, pretty boy. N***a, you better fall back
Young BasedGod, I run this shit and I'm all that
Still got the Glock and I still got the forty
Put me under pressure and I'mma pull a Robert Horry (shoot!)

[Lil' B's digest]
You know these n***as talking bout'
What they doing
Like I said, I got ten felonies. bitch, I'm Bill Bellamy

I got the streets back
I took the streets back over just like that

Lil' B. I am the hood, n***a
Let's get it. I'm Bill Bellamy. let's get it...

[Hook]