I go a bundle on Camden Town
Sitting down in geraniums
Just why they send me I don't know
But, oh, what a bundle I go

Some go a bundle on filter tips
Launching ships and asparagus
Where does he get them? Who cares
That little bundle is theirs

It's nice
Goin' off the track
For when you've gone
You can hurry right back

And twice
I have myself a ball
Doing nothing at all
Oh, I go a bundle on mid-July
Apple pie and euphoniums

Who knows the why and wherefore
How bundles came to be?
But, I go a bundle on you because
You go a bundle on me
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It's grand
Meeting people who will think
It's grand
Meeting people like you
They stand
And they tell you so
So that both of you know

Oh, I go a bundle on Nat King Cole
Steamed jam roll and aquariums
Who knows the why and wherefore
How bundles came to be?

But I go a bundle on you because
As far as I can see
We both go a bundle on me