[Verse 1]
Here am I
Going quietly bonkers
And 'cause why?
I'm dreamin' of you

Well, love's no joke
When here there is a bloke like me
A-goin' quietly bonkers

[Verse 2]
Now and then
I feel a trifle 'umpty
Such as when
You're not in view
And did you know
You got a fella so that he's
A-goin' quietly bonkers

[Bridge]
"Love," they said
"Heavens above," they said
"It's heaven an' all"
Well, if this is what they call "heaven"
For the love of Mikе
What's the other place likе?
[Verse 3]
Oh, can't you see
I'm going quietly bonkers
More fool me
But what can I do?

The way things are
I feel a proper Charlie
Till I know that you
Are goin' quietly bonkers, too

[Break]

Are goin' quietly bonkers

[Bridge]
"Love," they said
"Heavens above," they said
"It's heaven an' all"
Well, if this is what they call "heaven"
For the love of Mike
What's the other place like?

[Verse 4]
Oh, can't you see
I'm going quietly bonkers
More fool me
But what can I do?
The way things are
I feel a proper Charlie
Till I know that you
Are goin' quietly bonkers
Are goin' quietly bonkers, too