[Intro: Eminem + Nigward]
Hello Bitches
Hi!
I am Eminem
Really?
And it is Saint N***as Day
Oh
So I thought I would do a shit
Nice!
Please enjoy my shit
Hell Yeah!

[Verse: Eminem + Nigward]
I will fuck a Leprechaun on this day
I have a problem, I think I might be gay
What will I do, when I take a fat ass poo?
BRBRBRBRBR Alligator dick in my shoes
I had a problem when I fuck a duck, he was a cuck when he sucked on my fuck
I don't know what todo with this OJ
Maybe I can fuck Mary Jane!
Call me Spider-Dick, I have a Spider-Dick
It is shaped like a Spider, Spider-Dick, I have a Spider-Dick
I have a green sheep!
BLERBP. BEEP
I like to fuck a Microwave!
My dick explodes like a fucking Microwave!
So I have a question for all of you Cocksuckers
What do you wanna do when I bark like a duckers?
Cause I just don’t understand the way you Mumble Rappers wanna take your dick in my ass and fap in my ass
Cause that is kind of disgusting
I have a bitch and her name is, Berp!
So how about we pass it to my main fag?
You already know who the fuck it is...
Ddd...ddDUCK?
[Verse 2: Duck]
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

[Verse 3: Eminem]
Thank you duck, MERP MERP MERP
Thank you duck for having sex with me
A second dick is inside your ass cause you haven't learned your lesson
This will be the second time that I have sex with depression
A long time I fucked your ass and it was really good
Then I went to Taco Bell and had some good fud!
Look at this bitch, he is a shit
Donald Trump, that bitch is my dick
No, I am just kidding, that is Alligator!
Catigator
Now I know what you are thinking in your brain
You are thinking I have the biggest cock in the world bitch
But I hate to tell you that is not true
I have the second biggest cock next to your poo
BLERBLP!
Said Slim Shady when he was having sex with Kim and then he fucking raped her in the street
My dick says BEEP BEEP
So I think we should end this song off with one more little n***a
Let's pass it to my shit!
Shit!
[Verse 4: Eminem's Shit]
HELLO! I AM EMINEM’S SHIT
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I AM FUCKING DARK PIT
AND I HAVE THE BIGGEST DICK
THAT'S WHY MY DICK IS BIG
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO THIS SONG
WHERE ME AND EMINEM RAPPED ABOUT NICE THONGS
BYE BYE FOR NOW
JOHN MCCAIN FUCKED THE WORDS BLING BLAOW!

(Nigward)
Oh.. Well, um, that was interesting. Hey Kurby!
(Kurby)
What?
(Nigward)
MEEERHMEMH
(Kurby)
F-Fuck you. I'm done with this shit. God damn it