[WHIZZER]
Late for dinner, late again
[WHIZZER & TRINA]
Late for dinner, late again
[WHIZZER, MARVIN, JASON, & TRINA]
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late, late, late, late
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late, late, late, late
[MARVIN]
Whizzer's supposed to make the dinner
Make the dinner, love to screw
That's what pretty boys should do
Check for acne, make the dinner
And love me
This has better be a goodbye, Whizzer
This had better end in a wink of an eye
Don't feel responsible
After all, we're through
[WHIZZER]
I'm not responsible
[MARVIN]
Hate me or need me
Just make sure you feed me
And this had better come to a stop, Whizzer
Now, Whizzer
Ciao, Whizzer
Bend
This had better come to an end
[TRINA]
I was supposed to make the dinner
Kippered salmon on his plate
Every wife should pull her weight
Clip the coupons, check for specials
And love him
This has gotta come to a stop, doctor
This has been a tragic and horrible flop
[MENDEL]
Don't feel responsible
After all, it's through
[TRINA, spoken]
Who is responsible?
[MENDEL]
Don't ask me questions!
I'm frightened of questions
But grateful that it's come to a stop, Trina
Smile, Trina
I'll help you mend
[WHIZZER] [TRINA]
I met this man today I met this man today
He wasn't very smart He's very very smart
But he was rich, Marvin But he was rich, Marvin
Which, Marvin Which, Marvin
Do you prefer I lust for— Do you prefer I lust for—
Brains or money? Brains or money?
[MARVIN]
Brains
I'm not so rich
[WHIZZER, TRINA]
Brains or money?
[MARVIN]
But, hell, I'm smart
Love me
[WHIZZER AND TRINA, spoken]
No
[MARVIN]
Love me, please
Or break my heart
[WHIZZER & TRINA]
This is all very neat
[MARVIN]
This is all very neat
[WHIZZER & TRINA]
This is all very smart
[MARVIN]
This is all very ne-
This is all very smart
[MARVIN]
This had better come to a stop, Mendel
Don't touch me
Don't condescend
This had better come—
This had better come to a—
This, this, this, this
This had better come to an end
This had better come to an end
[TRINA] [MENDEL]
Don't get angry Don't get angry
You don't improve things yelling You don't improve things yelling
Tell him he's a fool Tell him he's a lousy stinking fool
And then forget that And then forget
That blood was
That blood was let Let
He probably regrets it He probably regrets it
Anyhow Anyhow
It doesn't matter
[MARVIN]
It doesn't matter
[TRINA]
It doesn't matter
[WHIZZER]
It doesn't matter
[JASON]
It doesn't matter
[ALL]
It doesn't matter now
[TRINA]
Chop chop chop chop chop
I chopped it
I served his food
The asshole forced me
[WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON]
Chop chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop
[TRINA]
And still, the bastard divorced me
[WHIZZER, MENDEL [MARVIN] [TRINA]
& JASON]
Chop chop
Chop chop
Chop chop
Chop chop
Chop chop Late for dinner
Chop chop late again
Chop chop Late for dinner
Chop chop late again
Chop chop Late for dinner It isn't like he says
Chop chop late again
Chop chop Late for dinner You probably hurt his pride
Chop chop late again
Chop chop Late for dinner He doesn't want that food
Chop chop late again
late— He's like a baby who's denied
[WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON]
This had better come to a stop, Marvin
[WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON]
This has been a lousy but fabulous flop
Stop with remarkable
Sit at home and bake
Who wants remarkable?
Don't start explaining
We're sick of explaining
And this had better come to a stop, Marvin
Why, Marvin
Try, Marvin
Bend
This had better come—
This had better come to a—
This this this this
This had better come to an end
[MARVIN]
This had better come to an end
[ALL]
This had better come to an end
