[MARVIN, spoken]
Two, three, four

[ALL]
March
March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos

Who is man enough to march to
March of the falsettos
One foot following the other
Teach it to your brother
Make him march

March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos

March a little bit
March a little bit
March a little bit long

Four men marching in one long column
Never touching but always solemn
Four men marching but never mincing
Four men marching is so convincing
March, march
March, march

[MENDEL]
Marvin's always weary

[ALL]
March, march
March, march

[JASON]
Does this mean that I'm a fairy?

[ALL]
March, march
March, march

[MENDEL]
What a stupid theory

[ALL]
March, march
March, march

[WHIZZER]
Whizzer says it doesn't, dearie
Don't be scared
Don't get tight
Asses bared
My delight shared
[JASON]
With

[MARVIN]
Four

[WHIZZER]
Young

[ALL]
Men
Alone in a night

March
March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
Who is man enough to march to
March of the falsettos

One foot following the other
Practice it on one another
March
March
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
March of the falsettos
Marching home