Making Babies Cry

[Verse 1]
Yeah
Baby, there's something that I've got to tell you, girl
It just may be the most important thing in the world
You know that I love you
And there's no one above you
But there is something I love even more than you

[Chorus]
It's making babies cry
It makes me feel alive
Monster peek-a-boo
It makes them go boo-hoo
Making babies cry
Your mommy wave bye-bye
Your mommy wave bye-bye
When I'm making babies cry

[Verse 2]
Hey, baby, you're thinking that I'm crazy
Or that my reason, it is hazy
But I get so much joy

[Chorus]
Making babies cry
The whimpers give me pride
Breaking babies' toys
It makes my favorite noise
Making babies cry
With screaming on the side
Making babies cry
Making babies cry
[Spoken]
Baby, I know I'm not winning any popularity contests, but this is what makes me whole. Some guys have blogs, or play checkers. Others organize book clubs. But me - I make tiny, adorable babies cry their little heads off!

[Bridge]
It's what makes me me
Me, yeah, yeah
Oh, it makes me me
So, baby, take my hand
Together we will stand
And we can start

[Chorus]
Making babies cry
We'll laugh until we cry
Making babies cry
We'll do it 'til we die
Together spend our lives
Making babies cry
Making babies cry

[Outro]
Making babies cry
Making babies cry
Making babies cry
Making babies cry
Whaa, whaa!