[TRENT]
We've got breaking news

[MARY]
I'm Mary Debbie Gaperman

[TRENT]
That's not the breaking news
It's about the musical curse we've been captured in
Listen to these people who

[MARY]
Saw Captain Man as he ran

[TRENT]
Just today

[MARY]
Take it away, witnesses!

[VENDORS]
As we were driving to our shifts at the park
We saw the Captain in a mood most dark
And we could see that he was trying to flee
He went beyond the Swellview border!
[MARY]
Woo! Bravo!

[TRENT]
Mary Debbie Gaperman, do you know what this means?
Frankini cursed the town and Captain Man has fled the scene!

[MARY]
That does sound bad