[FRANKINI]
(spoken)
Sorry, Trent and Mary. This is the last time I'll be interrupting your program... maybe
Five, six, seven, eight!

(sung)
I heard a little rumor
Captain Man has left the city
His timing is a mess
I mean, it really is a pity

See, I challenged him to fight with me
By song to end the curse
And now he's skipping town
So flaky, the worst

Canceling on me you see
For that, I will not settle
So, Captain Man, if you don't show tonight
I'll change the curse
To thrash
Metal!

[TRENT]
(spoken)
Oh, thank god
Mary
That was fun!