[PIPER]
The table's set

[MRS. HART]
Bring the baguette

[MR. HART]
Let's eat while the soup's still wet

[PIPER, MRS. HART, & MR. HART]
It's time for lunch

Lunch!

[PIPER]
Can you pass the salt?

[MRS. HART]
I do not have the strength

[PIPER]
This musical exhausts me

[MRS. HART]
I'd go to any length to make it stop
[PIPER & MRS. HART]
Make it stop

[MR. HART]
Oh, pish-posh
If you to change your mood
Just listen to this dude
As I recall my bygone theater student days

[PIPER]
Oh

[MR. HART]
During my time at Julliard
I learned things every day

[MRS. HART]
(spoken)
Honey, it was one online class

[MR. HART]
(sung)
Well, be that as it may
One that online schoolyard
We'd sing and dance and play
And I'll always remember the thing my professor would look at us and say:
It doesn't matter if you can sing or if you can't
To make yourself smile, just sing for a while
About the things you want