I've been warped by the rain, driven by the snow
Drunk and dirty, don't you know
And I'm still' willin'
And I was out on the road late at night
Seen my pretty Alice in ev'ry headlight
Alice Dallas Alice
And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tournapaw
I've driven ev'ry kind of righ that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me weed, whites, and wine
And you show me a sign, I'll be willin' to be movin'
Kicked by the wind, dropped by the sleet
Had my mead stoved in, but I'm still on my feet
And I'm still (In a whole lot of trouble)
Smuggled some smokes, some folks from Mexico
Baked by the sun ev'ry time I go to Mexico
And I'm still
And I've been