[Verse 1]
Our first kiss was Christmas in the Walmart toy department
She said, "I should take you with me when I leave"
We were searchin' New York for a fancy, new apartment
She said, "Central Park is Sea World for trees"

[Chorus]
You ask about the cows, wearin' my sweater
It's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2]
I like socks with sandals, she's more into scented candles
Oh, I'll never get that smell out of my bag
It was poorly handled
The day we both got canceled
Because I'm a racist and you're some kind of slag

[Chorus]
You ask about the cows, wearin' my sweater
It's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together

[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
"I'm better at writin'" was just a way to get you bitin'
Oh, the truth is that our egos are absurd
I thought we were fightin'
But it seems I was gaslightin' you
I didn't know that it had its own word

[Chorus]
You still ask about the cows, wearin' my sweater
It's something about the weather that makes them lie down
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together
You ask about the cows, wearin' my sweater
It's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together

[Spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for my best friends, right hre
On the saxophone, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for John Waugh
On the percussion, give it up for Miss Gabby King, ladies and gentlemen
On the guiter and the vocals, you know who it is, it's Miss Polly Money, right here
On the guitar we have an OG, Mister Adam Hann
On the drums, you got my best friend, it's Mister George Daniel
On the keyboards and the vocals, you got my oldest friend in the whole world, give it up for Mister Jamie Squire, ladies and gentlemen, please
And ladies and gentlemen, but specially ladies, give it up for Mister Ross MacDonald

[Chorus]
You still ask about the cows, wearin' my sweater
It's something about the weather that makes them lie down
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together
Is when we are together
Is when we are together
[Spoken]
Yeah