[Spoken Intro]
That's good
You start

[Verse 1]
Our first kiss was Christmas in the Walmart toy department
She said, "I should take you with me when I leave"
We were searchin' New York for a fancy, new apartment
She said, "Central Park is Sea World for trees"

[Chorus]
And you ask about the cows, wearin' my sweater
It's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down (Let me hear you)
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together

[Verse 2]
I like socks with sandals, she's more into scented candles
Oh, I'll never get that smell out of my bag
It was poorly handled
The day we both got canceled
Because I'm a racist and you're some kind of slag

[Chorus]
And you ask about the cows, wearin' my sweater
I said it's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down
And the only time I feel I might get better is when we are together
[Bridge]
"I'm better at writin'" was just a way to get you bitin'
Oh, the truth is that our egos are absurd
I thought we were fightin'
But it seems I was gaslightin' you
I didn't know that it had it's own word

[Chorus]
You still ask about the cows, wearin' my sweater
It's something about the weather that makes them lie down
And the only time I feel I might get better is when we are together
When you ask about the cows, wearin' my sweater
It's something about the weather that makes them lie down
And the only time I feel I might get better is when we are together (Oh, that's very nice)

[Spoken Outro]
Ladies and gentlemans, give it up for my best friends, here, right here
Give it up for John on the saxophone
Give it up for Polly in the guitar, in the keys and singing
Give it up for Rebecca in the percussion, everybody, please, please
Ladies and gentlemans, give it up for Mr. Adam Hann
Ladies and gentlemans, give it up for George, man
Give it up for my oldest friend in the whole world, Mr. Jamie Squire on the keyboards
And of course give it up for Ross, ladies and gentlemans

[Outro]
And you ask about the cows, wearin' my sweater
It's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down
And the only time I feel I might get better is when we are together
It's when we are together