[Spoken Intro]
All right, now we're cookin'
How you're feelin' New York?

[Verse 1]
I see her online (What?!)
All the time (That's right!)
I'm trying not to stare down there
While she talks about her tough time (How you feelin'?)
Girl of your dreams (What?!)
You know what I mean
There's something 'bout her stare that makes you nervous
And you say things that you don't mean (Hey!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, I found a motel, I called up the twins
It's seven in the morning, so they won't let me in
I need to get back, I've gotta see the girl on the screen
(Let's do it New York hеre it go)

[Chorus]
"Maybe I would like you bеtter if you took off your clothes
I'm not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go" (That's right, baby)
She said, "Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see and stop thinking, if you're too shy, then let me
Too shy, then let me know"
(That's right)
[Verse 2]
I've been wearing nothing every time I call you
And I'm starting to feel weird about it
Oh, sometimes, it's better if you think about
But this time, I think I'm gonna drink through it
I see her online, and I don't think that I should be calling
All the time, I just wanted a happy ending
And I pretend that I don't care about her stare
While she's giving me a tough time (Oh, no!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Then I found a hotel, but it looked like the bins
I think there'd been a murder, 'cause we couldn't get in
I need to get back, I've gotta see the girl on the screen (Oh one more time let's go!)

[Chorus]
"Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes (You got it!)
I'm not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go" (Yeah)
She said, "Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see and stop thinking, if you're too shy, then let me
Too shy, then let me know! (Let's do it, baby)
Well, if you're too shy, then let me know
Hey, Rossy
Hey, come on, come on!
Come, come, go!
Ladies and gentlemans, John fucking Waugh!
[Bridge]
Let me hear you!
Alright
This is a party, let's go

[Chorus]
"Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I'm not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go"
She said, "Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see and stop thinking, if you're too shy, then let me
Too shy, then let me know"