[Intro]
Yeah, it's just like
We should just start
We've got ten people
We should just-

[Verse 1]
She walks out of cams, feeling herself
Lookin' like she just killed a crewmate
And it's funny that she looks so sussy cos she's not my teammate
He killed blue in like round 2
And the kill? It was pretty great
He said it was easy cos blue's so bad at the game
Yeah, I killed yella' on the way outta weapa'
I heard 'em scream through the screen
And I'm obsessed with red's ass, he's at least 18
Oh, brown's down in medbay town
Waitin' for his turn on the scan
He said, "please don't kill me in the middle of a long task"

[Chorus]
This win'll be my twenty-third
This win'll be my twenty-third

[Verse 2]
And I bumped into black outside shields, she asked if the crew would win
I said, "not if I have anything to do with it" and then she got killed
Now, my teammates on cams and we've got our plan
We're gonna call an emergency
And we'll gaslight green into thinkin' their mum is gay
[Chorus]
This win'll be my twenty-third
This win'll be my twenty-third
This win'll be my twenty-third
This win'll be my twenty-third

[Bridge]
Now thing's are goin' to plan, green's mum is a fag
And green's kind of going through it
But it all worked out in the end cos he killed himself
And that's what finally threw it

[Verse 3]
Now, stop the percussion, it's time to have a discussion
About why homophobia is wrong
I said "I didn't kill myself over it, so I'm not the homophobic one"

[Chorus]
But this win was my twenty-third
Yeah, the win was my twenty-third
(Yeah, oh, that's my twenty-third)