When the big hand is on twelve
And the little hand's on six
You come home tonight
And no more childish pranks

You come home from work real quick
Or your mama get a stick
Yes, your mama get a stick
And mama spank

Every night, you don’t come home
From the way you're out alone
Who would ever think that you're a married man
I would guess your age to be twenty eight going on three
So I’ll speak in a language you can understand

When the big hand is on twelve
And the little hand's on six
You come home tonight
And no more childish pranks

You come home from work real quick
Or your mama get a stick
Yes, your mama get a stick
And mama spank
Yes, I know you like to play
But we've got our bills to pay
And the kids need shoes
Much more than you need fun

Up to now
I've been too mild
You've been acting like a child
So I'll have to just start treating you like one

When the big hand is on twelve...
And the little hand's on six
You come home tonight
And no more childish pranks

You come home from work real quick
Or your mama get a stick
Yes, your mama get a stick
And mama spank