Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they sing

Last night dressed up in high heel shoes
And wearing my old hat
My four-year-old said I wanna divorce
Now where did she hears that

Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they sing

Last night as I watched TV
One rushed through the door
Mommy, daddy's telling someone on the phone
Don't you call me here no more

Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close
To the games they play
Or the little songs they sing

I bet my daddy can whip your daddy
But daddy's never home
And I think mommy is worried 'bout him
'Cause she cried all night long
Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close
To the games they play
Or the little songs they sing

You never know what they learn in school
Or what they're thinking of
My first grader just say a four letter word
And it sure wasn't love

Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they sing