[Verse 1]
When you walked in the room
I thought my luck had changed, my luck had changed too soon
I saw you on stage with a snake
Navel dripping wet through my plasma screen
Take one, take two, take three, take, take
Take, take, take, take

[Pre-Chorus]
But all you said to me was
But all you said to me was

[Chorus]
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy

[Bridge]
Every night before I go to bed I like to read a book
So that my mind will stop thinking about the things
That I stress about (That I stress about)
Every night before I go to bed I like to read a book
So that my mind will stop thinking about the things
That I stress about (That I stress about)
I did not get implants, I just had a growth-spurt
(Growth-spurt, growth-spurt, growth-spurt)

[Chorus]
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy
No eye candy, no eye candy