[Verse 1]
I'm going to get you a gun
I'm going to get a video camera
We're going to take you downtown
We're going to show them how to get things done

[Verse 2]
I'm going to take you outside
I'm going to take you out on I-95
We're going to blindfold you and run
We're going to be miles away when the cops come

[Chorus]
No-no-no-no
No-no-no-no
No-no-no
No, no, no-no-no
No-no-no-no
(Um!)

[Verse 3]
I'm going to get you a gun
I'm going to buy a video camera
We're going to take you downtown
We're going to show them how to have some style
[Verse 4]
I'm going to take you outside
I'm going to show you to the whole wide world
They're as Christian as can be
Even Christ told a cripple joke now and then

[Chorus]
Oh-no-no-no
No-no-no-no
No-no-no
No, no, no, no-no-no
No-no-no-no
(Um!)

[Outro]
I am going to get you a gun
I'm going to get a video camera
We're going to go on downtown
We're going to show them how to have some fun‎