I remember second grade
We were up 3 to 1 in the second half
Timmy tripped some kid
His mom got so mad
She ran out on the field and kneed that referee in the balls
We had to forfeit the game...
WE BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA TIMMY!

Oh, can we be mature?
Oh, can we be mature?
Oh, can we be mature?
Oh, can we be mature?

Early Saturdays
All you can hear In the local parks:
"GET THE BALL! IN THE NET! GET THE BALL IN THE NET!"
Some little kids too short
Get his foot on the ball
Dad slams his head against the hood
IT'S ONLY A GAME, YO!

Oh, can we be mature?
Oh, can we be mature?
Oh, can we be mature?
Oh, can we be mature?
Oh, can we be mature?
Oh, can we be mature?
Oh, can we be mature?
Oh, can we be mature?