[Verse 1]
If you plan on living your life without an ounce of mercy in your bones
If you've got a checklist and you don't like to talk on the phone
If you are easily let down, and rather be left alone
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
Well I know someone just like you
And I know someone, you'd be good together
If you'd just admit it's true
Just like you, I know that she would never, too

[Verse 2]
If you think you can't be happy and people that are are lying
If you think that effort is tacky and wouldn't want to be caught trying
If you can will yourself out of love and wouldn't want to be caught crying
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus] x2

Whaaaaa!