Jessie Mueller
Digging Friend-Holes
[DURPLETON, spoken]
You don't have to feel bad, Rider. When you dig a hole with your friends, it's a way to avoid committing murder!

[RIDER, spoken]
Durpleton, that makes no sense

[ENSEMBLE]
For every minotaur that is frozen
We dig new holes to put all of those in
Use our moletaur friends to go diggin'
Then these guys will wake up in prison

[RIDER]
So I can't lop off this guy's head
You'll just bury him alive instead?

[ENSEMBLE]
Yup!
We dig, dig, dig to bury the bad guys
Then our conscience will be less sad, guys

[COMFORTABLE DOUG]
A room of dirt, concave and round
Ooh, planting minotaurs inside the ground

[ENSEMBLE]
We dig, dig, dig to cover the bad guys
Holes!