[Verse 1]
Is there a hole in your heart?
Or am I mistaken?
I can see your capillary veins
You be the patient, I'll be the surgeon
Just like first grade on the playground all day

[Pre-Chorus]
And soon enough you'll hear the blacktop calling for you
After that there is not much else you can do

[Chorus]
I am a pirate, you are a princess
We could sail the Seven Seas
Bring back some presents
For all the people
Everyone would love us
Even Courtney would love us
I am a pirate, you are a princess
We could sail the Seven Seas
Bring back some presents
For all the people
Everyone would love us
Even Courtney would love us

[Verse 2]
Have you forgotten your place?
I'm being sarcastic
That step could kill a bus of kids
Yeah, we have a good thing
She is a bad thing
Why'd she want to break us?
Who would want to break us?
Yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
And soon enough you'll hear the blacktop calling your name
Every day your life will never be the same

[Chorus]
I am a pirate, you are a princess
We could sail the Seven Seas
Bring back some presents
For all the people
Everyone would love us
Even Courtney would love us
I am a pirate, you are a princess
We could sail the Seven Seas
Bring back some presents
For all the people
Everyone would love us
Even Courtney would love us

[Chorus]
I am a pirate, you are a princess
We could sail the Seven Seas
Bring back some presents
For all the people
Everyone would love us
Even Courtney would love us
I am a pirate, you are a princess
We could sail the Seven Seas
Bring back some presents
For all the people
Everyone would love us
Even Courtney would love us