[Intro: David Choi]
Yo, introducing Ryan Higa, J.R. Aquino, D. Choi

[Chorus: all & Nigahiga]
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Are you a girl scout? I'mma shut the door
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't ride horses, I ride unicorns
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme more

[Verse 1: Nigahiga, David Choi & JRA]
Stomping on a bed of the prettiest flowers
Pulling out the roots with ultimate power
Don't care what you think, don't care about you
This is how I roll, dawg, this is how I do

I'm stronger, faster, than all you haters
I'll blow right by you on my scooter skater
I can pedal my feet like nobody can
You can't catch me 'cuz I'm the ginger bread man

Beautiful flowers, stomped on for hours
So strong (so strong) and so fast (so fast)
Haters can lick my grass (lick my grass)
Don't even know why (know why), people will try
To make me cry, but I'll never cry, well, maybe sometimes
[Chorus: all, Nigahiga & JRA]
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Are you a girl scout? I'mma shut the door (shut the door)
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't ride horses, I ride unicorns
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme more

[Verse 2: Nigahiga, David Choi & JRA]
Like the ass phalt, I'm hard on the street (street)
Just like sand, I'm the son of a beach (beach)
People call me animal, but I can be three
A beaver, cat, duck, a palatapussy (palatapussy)

I do the dishes everyday
The water burns my hands, but I'll never show the pain
My hands hurt, my hands hurt, I will be okay
I'm trying to hold it in, but I really want to scream

[Chorus: all & Nigahiga]
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Are you a girl scout? I'mma shut the door
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't ride horses, I ride unicorns
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme more
[Bridge: JRA]
I'm so hard baby
So so hard, like a rock baby
Rock hard, rock hard, yeah
Like concrete, like concrete, baby
I'm hardcore!

[Chorus: all, Nigahiga & JRA]
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't run, I just do parkour (parkour!)
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I do the river dance on the dance floor (dance floor)
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Give to the rich and steal from the poor (that's messed up)
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme more (give me more)

[Coda: all, Nigahiga & JRA]
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I go to bed at 8:24 (that's early)
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I'm an A.S.S.S.O
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Besa mis labios senor (Español)
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I'mma fart when I walk through your door