[Verse 1]
Deck the halls with all your stupid bullshit
It's Christmas eve, I'm still shopping, I'm over it
I hope your little drummer boy's a good liar
If not you'll roast his chestnuts on an open fire

[Pre-Chorus]
And since I've got nowhere to go
Let it snow
Yeah, since I've got nowhere to go
I'm not ready for

[Chorus]
Christmas time this year's got lonely lights
It's been a hard one and I know resolutions won't come to life
So fuck the new year
Dashing through the snow
Got nowhere to go
I need a sign
I hate Christmas Time

[Post-Chorus]
Fa-la, la-la, la, la
I hate Christmas time

[Verse 2]
Santa's at the food court eating Chick-fil-a
The lunatic's been weighing down the holiday
[Pre-Chorus]
I guess he had nowhere to go
Let it snow
The elf jumped off the shelf
Jingle bells, go fuck yourself, hope frosty melts

[Chorus]
Christmas time this year's got lonely lights
It's been a hard one
And I know that "Auld Lang Syne" won't change my mind
I hate the new year
Dashing through the snow
Got nowhere to go
I need a sign
I hate Christmas Time

[Post-Chorus]
Fa-la, la-la, la, la
I hate Christmas time

[Bridge]
Somebody save me
Everyone's gone crazy
I don't want to die in line

[Chorus]
Christmas time, this year's got lonely lights
It's been a hard one
And I know resolutions won't come to life
Fuck the new year
Dashing through the snow
Got nowhere to go
I need a sign
Can you feel it?
[Outro]
Fa-la, la-la, la-fuck
I guess Christmas is fine