[PIRATES]
Hum... hum
We're cruel and vicious pirate men
As hard and tough as brass
By far the fearsomest buccaneers
To ever walk on grass

[PIRATE #1]
We pillage here

[PIRATE #2]
And plunder there

[PIRATE #3]
We rage from dusk till dawn

[PIRATES]
We hoist the anchor and swab the deck

[PIRATE KING]
Then gather for drinks on the lawn

[PIRATES]
We're the lords of the sea

[PIRATE KING]
Except, we aren't at sea
[PIRATES]
We're the lords of the sea

[PIRATE KING]
Just, not of the actual sea

[PIRATES]
Arrgh

[PIRATE #1]
Now woe betide ye scurvy knaves
Who end up in our way

[PIRATE #2]
We'll challenge you to a round of golf

[PIRATE #3]
Or possibly croquet

[PIRATES]
And if you dare to do us wrong
You'll walk the plank no doubt
Down you'll go to an awful fate

[PIRATE KING]
Those grass stains will never come out
[PIRATES]
We're the lords of the sea

[PIRATE KING]
With quotes around the word "sea"

[PIRATES]
We're the lords of the sea

[PIRATE KING]
Except for the part with the sea

[PIRATES]
Arrgh

[PIRATE KING]
Now how we ended up here
'Tis a dire and dreadful tale

[PIRATE #1]
The kind to leave the meanest rogue
A-pukin' o'er the rail

[PIRATE #2]
So fateful, so accursed
[PIRATE #3]
Such a stroke of evil luck

[PIRATES]
Our ship washed up on that there hill

[PIRATE KING]
And hey, I guess it stuck

[PIRATES]
So now we hold the river here
By brutal violent force

[PIRATE #1]
We've also taken up gardening

[PIRATE #2]
Sustainably

[PIRATE #3]
Of course

[PIRATES]
We'll make you pay to cross this way
And squeeze you till it hurts

[PIRATE KING]
And on the side we sell a line
Of homemade organic desserts

[PIRATES]
We're the lords of the sea

[PIRATE KING]
Though, technically next to the sea

[PIRATES]
We're the lords of the sea

[PIRATES]
Or sort of...
Of the sea
Arrgh