[JESTER, spoken]
Yes! Catfight!

[GARETH, spoken]
Finally. I've been waiting two seasons for this

[MADALENA]
I don't like you

[ISABELLA]
I really don't like you

[MADALENA]
I really

[ISABELLA]
Really

[MADALENA]
Really

[ISABELLA]
Really

[MADALENA & ISABELLA]
Want you gone
This won't surprise you
But I despise you
You want to see, step to me, 'cause it's on
[MADALENA]
I'm thinner, cooler, clearly much crueler
And check out the bling
I'm your Kingdom's new ruler

[GARETH, spoken]
Boom!

[MADALENA]
Got a jeweler to pimp out your crown

[ISABELLA]
This serf may be up but I'm taking you down

[JESTER]
Oh, yeah!

[ISABELLA]
Enough pleasantry, you're Queen presently
But, hon, you're just one of the peasantry
Kosher as bacon and fakin' the funk

[MADALENA]
You'll just have to deal

[ISABELLA]
Oh, I'll deal with you, punk
I'm smarter, tougher, my biceps are buffer
You're clever, whatever
I'm clever enough-er
[MADALENA]
Except as a kisser
I've heard you're the worst

[ISABELLA]
I still got the guy

[MADALENA]
But I had him first

[ISABELLA]
That's not all you've had, now, is it?
The whole feudal system has paid you a visit

[MADALENA]
Yet it's you who's now royally screwed

[ISABELLA]
You think so, ho?

[MADALENA]
I know so, prude
Let's see
I've got the sharper weapons

[ISABELLA, spoken]
Yeah, right
[MADALENA]
I've got the fiercer horde

[ISABELLA, spoken]
Right, but -

[MADALENA]
I've got your booty pinned against the wall

[ISABELLA]
I've got the –

[MADALENA]
You've got nothing

[ISABELLA]
I've got the – the hero sword!
That's right, the one king to unite them all

[MADALENA, spoken]
You don't have the bearer of the one true –

[ISABELLA, spoken]
Oh, I most certainly do. Don't I, Jester?

[JESTER, spoken]
Uh, yeah. Word up?

[MADALENA]
I don't like you

[ISABELLA]
I really don't like you

[MADALENA & ISABELLA]
You really, really, really, really cross the line
And soon your castle and your ass’ll be mine
I don't like you

[ISABELLA, spoken]
I will see you on the battlefield