[Skit: Dr. Dre]
Damn, shit, it's always with the fuckin' TV, man
Motherfuckin' cable off, shit ain't workin'
Hey— Hey, bring me somethin' to drink
Yeah, that motherfuckin' Crazy Horse will do, that'll work
Damn, ain't shit on this motherfucker
Oh— Oh shit, what the fuck is this?

[Singers]
Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da
Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da
Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da
Da, da-dun-dun, dun-daa

[Big Tittie Nickie]
Hey motherfuckers, welcome back to the $20 Sack Pyramid
I'm your host, motherfuckin' O.G. Henny Loc and we're back with our two final contestants
Duck Motherfuckin' Mouth and Bootnee Lee Farnsworth
They'll be playin' for a $20 sack of indo and a $35 gift certificate to the Compton swap meet
Alright, y'all bitches got thirty seconds to answer five motherfuckin' questions
Lonnie, you ready with that clock? Well, let the games begin

[The D.O.C. & Samara]
Alright man, we gotta do that shit man (Hell yeah, man)
We can do that shit right now (Fuck that, the whole neighborhood watchin', everybody watchin')
We gotta do that shit right now, okay, you ready? (Hell yeah, I'm ready, come on)
Hey man, are you ready? (I'm ready) I'm ready, let's go
Indo! Uh, uh, Cavi! Uh, Buddha! (Fuck, shit, shit I used to sell? Uh, um)
Hocus Pocus! (Oh, oh, things that people smoke!)
Right! That's it, that's it (Uh-huh)
Uh, uhh, oh! Oh, fuck me in the ass
Oh, oh, uh, step to me and let me suck your dick, uh, uhh
Oh, uh, things that Tim Dog would say!
Yeah, that's it right there! (Oh yeah! Come on keep goin', man, hurry up!) Uh, uhh
VCR's, uh, TV's and shit, uh, them socks and shit
Oh, that box in your room and shit!
Oh, oh, shit I came up on lootin'!
That's it, that's it right there! (Yeah, that's it come on hurry up, man, hurry up!)
Uhh, En Vogue (Uh, shit, uh, pretty bitches?), uh, uh
Halle— Halle— Halle Berry (Uhh), uhh (Bad bitches?)
Yo, yo, your Auntie Clarisse! (Oh, bitches I wanna fuck!)
That shit right there (Oh, okay, okay, c'mon), that's it! (Come on, come on, hurry up, it's five seconds)
Okay, okay, uh, uh, I know Doc (Um, uhh), uhh
Dre— Dre gon' do my music and shit, uhh (Um, uhh)
Snoop and me, be goin' to the swap meet (Um, oh! Oh, oh, oh! I know that, I know that one!)
Things that n***as be sayin' to get the pussy!
That's it right there! Hahahaha (Oh shit! Hahahaha! Ahh, we won!)
That's it, that's it! Mm-mm, alright
Give me my motherfuckin' weed, bitch (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
Get my motherfuckin' weed!
It's all right there, baby! That's tha— We— To the—
Uhh, get my weed (Yeah, ayy)
Get my $35 to go to the motherfuckin' swap meet! (Yeah, ayy) Bitch! Ayy
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh (I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money!)
Hey, Snoop! Hey! Hey, Bootnee! (What's up?)
[Singers, Snoop Dogg]
Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da
Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da (I just love that bud and that $35 certificate they finna give us)
Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da ('Cause we came up like— Oh, man)
Da, da-dun-dun, dun-daa

[Outro]
Ha— Ha— Hey (Hey), haha
You gotta clap, that's what happened on— (Yeah)
Ghetto bitch, I told you to stay home, you know, yeah, biotch
Damn, n***a, spin the wheel, motherfuckers be clappin' and shit