Canadian Softball
Socially Distant
[Verse 1]
Today is Friday, or is it Thursday?
Nevermind, it's actually a Monday
I’m getting lonely, so lonely
Losing my head, do you even miss me?

[Pre-Chorus]
When will it end?

[Chorus]
I need a haircut, it's been two whole months, I'm bored as hell
And I can’t believe the distance between you and me
I know it's wrong, but the grass is green
When can we break quarantine?

[Post-Chorus]
Please God!
All I want is antibodies!

[Verse 2]
Finished Tiger King in one sitting, I won't recover financially
If I can't work remotely, how am I to make money?
You're trying to protect your grandma, but she'll die soon anyway
And I miss going to shows and parties and stuff

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm bored! When will it end? Because I really...
[Chorus]
Need a haircut, it's been two whole months, I’m bored as hell
And I can’t believe the distance between you and me
I know it's wrong, but the grass is green
When can we break quarantine?

[Bridge: Jarrod Alonge, Jarrod Alonge & Rachel Alonge]
Come over to my house, I sanitized
I know it’s wrong, but pretty please, will you just break quarantine?
We're on a Zoom call, greenscreen the backwall
Your Dodo code is not working at all
We're on a Zoom call, greenscreen the backwall
Your Dodo code is not working at all
DW47F!
You didn't close your NookPhone

[Chorus]
I need a haircut, has it really been two months? I’m bored as hell
And I can't believe the distance between you and me
I know it's wrong, but the grass is green
When can we break quarantine?

[Outro]
Come over to my house, I sanitized
I know it's wrong, but I do believe the world revolves around me