[Verse 1]
Don't be so rude
I was only trying to make conversation
Hey, don't go down, this is not going anywhere
Got a dead shark on our hands
Got a dead shark on our hands
Got a dead shark on our hands
I'm just trying to get a handle on this
I'm just trying to figure out where to stand
I'm just trying
So sue me for trying

[Refrain]
Do I just have a problem
Or did you also think that this was hot?

[Verse 2]
I really hate talking to you on the telephone
Can't we just work it out
That you come on over?
Can't we just work it out
That you stay here tonight?
I'm not looking over my shoulder
I'm not gazing up at the stars
I'm not thinking of five years in the future
I'm just wondering where you'll sleep tonight
[Refrain]
Do I just have a problem
Or did you also think that this was hot?

[Outro]
I'm not looking over my shoulder
I'm not gazing up at the stars
I'm not thinking of five years in the future
I'm just wondering where you'll stay tonight