[Verse 1]
He said that it's probably a bad place to be
But it's probably worse than Manhattan
Looks like shit and it feels like America
Looks like shit and it feels like America

[Verse 2]
Take the train right up to the zoo
Don't look back on what you've been through
'Cause everyone's got a Monday
Looks like shit and it feels like America
Looks like shit and it feels like America

[Chorus]
It's nice to be liked
But it's better by far to get paid
I know that most of the friends that I have
Don't really see it that way
But if you could give 'em each one wish
How much do you want to bet?
They'd wish success for themselves and their friends
And that would include lots of money
That would surely include lots of money

[Post-Chorus]
So if there are any of you little green elves
Sitting out there today
Step right up wish me old Irish luck
But I also need shitloads of money
And if there are any of you dirty rich old men
Sitting out there out today
Step right up I'm a lucky fuck
But I'm gonna need shitloads of money
I'm gonna need shitloads of money
I have got to have shitloads of money
["Johnny Sunshine (Girly-Sound Version)" in Reverse]

[Verse 1]
He came over to my house
Didn't even knock you just walked inside
And when I didn't want to talk
He said, "Oh, god, I know all the bullshit"

[Chorus]
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
'Cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not

[Verse 2]
And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve
Coming over here after all of the times that
You've tried to pull the wool over my eyes
And my ears and nose and mouth and

[Chorus]
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
'Cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not"
[Verse 3]
And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve
After all, it wasn't me who left and
Now you're sleeping with that girl that you used
To say that you have always hated

[Chorus]
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
'Cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not"