[Verse]
Don't be fooled by him, he's fine
Rock and roll Ken doll
He's a national end-all
He's an on and off friend of mine

[Chorus]
Where have I been?
Got any what?
Who have I seen?
I spy a May Queen
You were miles above me
Girls in your arms
The changing of her majesty's guard
Is truly amazing

[Bridge]
Got any what?
Disease, hashish, a mind
Do I have any what?

[Chorus]
Where have I been?
Got any what?
Who have I seen?
I spy a May Queen
You were miles above me
Girls in your arms
You could have planted a farm
With all of them hay-seeds