[Verse 1]
When I was young, I crashed the car
I tried to bend it back into shape with a rake for a crowbar
I wasn't dumb, but I was so naive
I saw the signs, but I didn't believe them

[Verse 2]
Now it's dark and I'm tired
All my messages got erased and I don't know where my friends are
Tell me, who can I turn to when things are so blue?
You've got me crying over you

[Verse 3]
Dad was home, it was getting lighter
I knew he had to take it to work in about a half an hour
I wasn't thinking clearly
It was like a panicking sweat gripped my body

[Chorus]
And I was stuck on an island
On a cold November morning
Doing coke with Henry
And I totaled my car
Yes, I was stuck on an island
Wondering where my mind went
Getting a cold, wet shower
If I could just black out this hour
From time
[Outro]
Aloha, Doctor Phair