[Verse 1]
Johnny feel good, Johnny right on
Johnny miss you, Johnny light on
Johnny makes me
Feel strangely
Good about myself

[Verse 2]
Moderation is a memory
Dive right in and let him send me
I could take this
In doses
Large enough to kill

[Chorus]
And I never met a man who was so pretty inside
He's got diamonds on the bed of his thumbnails
And I never realized I was so dirty and dry
'Til he knocked me down
Started dragging me around
In the back of his convertible car

[Post-Chorus]
And I liked it
Let me tell you I liked it more and more
Crimson and clover
Soon he's taken over all my senses now
[Chorus]
And I never met a man who was so pretty inside
He's got petals on the bed of his sweat sock drawer
Who the fuck am I to criticize him?
'Cause I really need him now
In fact I'm kinda freaking out
And I'm wondering where the hell you all are

[Guitar solo]

[Verse 3]
Johnny feel good, Johnny right on
Johnny miss you, Johnny light on
Johnny makes me
Feel strangely
Good about myself

[Chorus]
And I've never met a man I was so crazy about
It kinda has become an obsession to me
I hate him all the time, but I still get off
When he knocks me down
And he orders me around
'Cause it loosens me up
And I can't get enough
And I'd pay to spend the night with him some more
[Post-Chorus]
And I liked it
Let me tell you I liked it more and more

[Outro]
I liked it, I liked it, yeah
I really liked it
I liked it
I really, really, really liked it
I really liked it
I can't believe it...