[Verse 1]
The six dick pimp is just doin' his job
Makin' sure that business isn't going under
He's got the studs lined up in their stalls
Put a couple of bills in, you see six minutes of balls

[Verse 2]
Justine has got a plastic baggie on her dick
Cherry's got a couple Prince Alberts through her prick
And nobody's in number four and number six
Put a couple bills in, man, you really shouldn't miss it

[Chorus]
I don't care how much time it takes
I don't care what kind of money he makes
I just want my honey back and I'll be on my way
You're gonna gimme my boyfriend back

[Verse 3]
You thought you were smart, thought I wouldn't leave home
You rented a car, and now you're halfway to Idaho
You thought you were smart, thought I'd leave you alone
But you have no idea what kind of hell is coming down on you

[Chorus]
I don't care how much time it takes
I don't care what kind of money he makes
I just want my honey back and I'll be on my way
You're gonna gimme my boyfriend back
You're all gonna gimme my boyfriend back
[Verse 4]
The six dick pimp is just doin' his job
Making sure that business isn't going under
He's got the studs lined up in their stalls
Put a couple bills in, man, you really shouldn't miss it