[Verse 1]
He came over to my house
Didn't even knock, he just walked inside
And when I didn't want to talk
He said, "Oh God, what a lot of bullshit"

[Chorus]
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?

[Verse 2]
And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve
Coming here after all of the times
That you've tried to pull the wool
Over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth and

[Chorus]
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?"

[Verse 3]
And he said, "You've got a lot of nerve
Painting me like I'm the villain
What about all of those words, like 'he's just a friend'?
Oh, God, what a lot of bullshit"
[Chorus]
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?

[Verse 4]
And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve
After all, it wasn't me who left
And now you're sleeping with that girl
That you used to say that you have always hated"

[Chorus]
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?

[Verse 5]
And we took off all of our clothes
Had a lot of sex and then fell asleep
And when I finally awoke
I held him close and I whispered in his ear

[Chorus]
"Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?"
[Outro]
And he said, "I know, don't you think I know?"