[Verse 1]
I used to be just like you, doing a little more than what I thought I could handle
Take a page from this well worn book, a fun night can lead to sex and scandal

[Chorus]
Dosage is everything, it hurts you or it helps
Go take your medicine and call me when you're well

[Verse 2]
Thanks for the drink but I think you're over-served
I'd rather roll you a joint with weed the bartender sold me
Good things can be too much or not enough
I reach for words dear Henry told me

[Chorus]
Dosage is everything, it hurts you or it helps
Go take your medicine and call me when you're well

[Verse 3]
You sing like a bird and I'm sure you'll go far
But I can't help you, sitting drunk at this bar
I haven't been back here in thirty-two years
Now that I'm older and I'm facing my fear
Did we ever run together?
Like finds like
[Chorus]
Dosage is everything (Dosage is everything)
It hurts you or it helps
Go take your medicine (Take your medicine)
And call me when you're well

[Post-Chorus]
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Dosage is everything, It hurts you or it helps)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Go take your medicine and call me when you're well)

[Chorus]
Dosage is everything
It hurts you or it helps
Go take your medicine
And call me when you're well

Dosage is everything
(Na-na-na-na)
It hurts you or it helps
(Na-na-na-na)
Go take your medicine and call me when you're well
(Na-na-na-na)

[Outro]
Wo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Wo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Wo-hoo-hoo-hoo