[Intro]
Hello, Johnny Boy

[Chorus]
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

[Verse 1]
I don't know if I could drive a car (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
Far enough to get to where you are (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
Or fast enough not to miss the boat completely (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
I'm thinking maybe
You know, just maybe

[Refrain]
I figure there's a chance in hell
That you might actually wish me well

[Chorus]
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

[Verse 2]
I don't know if I could fly a plane (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
Well enough to tail spin out your name (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
Or high enough to lose control completely (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
I'm thinking maybe
You know, just maybe
[Refrain]
I figure I got a chance in hell
That you might actually wish me well

[Bridge]
It's one for money (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
And it's two for the show (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
It's three 'til you're ready (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
And it's four to go (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
Down the straight and narrow-
Trailing the yellow brick pay road
I'm on the lone road
I'm on the lone road
Oh, I swear I don't really like to
Then it's five for the paychecks (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
And six for the roses and (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
It's seven for the bad checks (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
And eight lives left to show (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
Down the straight and narrow-
Trailing the yellow brick pay road
I'm on the lone road
I'm on the lone road
Oh, I swear I really like to be

[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

[Verse 3]
I don't know if I could drive a truck (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
And if I couldn't, it would really suck (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)
'Cause if I couldn't I might lose you completely
I'm thinking maybe (Sha-doobie)
You know, just maybe

[Refrain]
I figure I got a chance in hell
That you might actually wish me well