[Verse 1]
Don't it please you, daddy?
Don't it feel good?
Well, I always say
That's enough reason not to
Call it a freak of nature

[Verse 2]
Don't it stand out, daddy?
Don't you see it?
Well, I always say
That's enough reason not to
Call it a freak of nature

[Bridge]
Man, if you've got a one in a million girl
Don't let her get away
'Cause the next one in a million girl
Is a million girls away
So get up off of your ass, daddy and call me on the phone
'Cause I'm sitting here waiting for you to ask me to be your one and only
This isn't lonely, just serious

[Verse 3]
Don't you want to, daddy?
Don't you need it?
Well, I always say
That's enough reason not to
Call it a freak of nature