Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to Heaven
And her steamboat went to hell

Oh, operator
Gimme number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll cut off your—

The 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy fell upon it
And she cut her little—

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the parlour
Zipping down their—

Flies are in the meadow
The birds arе in the park

And the girls and the girls, thеy are fucking
And the boys and the boys, they are fucking
And the girls and the girls, they are fucking
In the hard dark
In the hard dark
In the hard dark
In the hard dark