[Intro]
(ayy)
Da gloop go off?
(ruh roh)

[Verse 1]
(yuh yuh)
(ayy ayy)
(yuh ayy)
(cock)
90 cent sloppy from the White Castle (cock, cock)
I could get aids, but I don't care at all (cock, zoinks)
Call me Michael Jordan the way that I ball (cock cock cock)
I got some surgery so you now that I'm tall (jinkies!)

[Awesome]
(jeepers!)
Call me Michael Jordan the way that I ball (fuck!)
Call me Michael Jordan the way that I ball (ha gay, fuck!)
Call me Michael Jordan the way that I ball (chicken wing *fart* chicken wing)
(fuck you I don't want no ravioli)
(hotdog *fart* *fart* *fart*)
(fuck!, baloney)
I ball (fuck you I don't want no ravioli *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*)
I ball (jinkies!)
I ball (gay)
(chicken wing chicken wing, I'll whoop yo ass! zoinks! *fart*)
(fuck you I don't want no ravioli)
I could get aids (*fart* your girlfriend look like my mom *fart* jeepers!)
I could get aids (bro I'm really boutta *fart* guyatee yo pickle chin *fart* ah boy eggin like concrete head ah boy)
(fuck! fuck! fuck!)
(*fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* fuck you *fart* *fart* ruh roh fuck you)
(in my room I beat my cock, ruh roh, pickle chin ah boy, nutted in my sock, fuck you I don't want no ravioli, ruh roh, jinkies! keeping that door locked bitch you better knock *fart*)
(*fart* *fart* yo pickle chin ah boy *fart* in my room I beat my cock, please respect, fuck! cock cock cock cock cock, gay!)
[Outro]
And that taco bell cheesy roll up got me going (*fart* I yoink it then my splurg go off?)

[Scattered Farting]
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(*fart* jinkies! zoinks! ruh roh! fuck! jeepers! cock, gay, don't want no ravioli, {most sound effects})