Ryan Howard, Holly Flax, David Wallace, Future Fax
Jim Halpert, Dwight Schrute, mustard yellow shirt

Creed Bratton, Michael Scott, Darryl's cool, Toby's not
Workspace, not an office, Everybody Hurts

Elizabeth the whore, Todd Packer, sith lord
Hunter, that one night, you made everything all right

Watermark, fun run, beer me, Stamford's done
It's not Dwigt, it's Dwight, Stanley's gonna be all right