Owls
Everyone is fond of owls
Except for mice and shrews
And Simon Cowells
And you know why they come for you

The owls in your dressing room
The owls in your gravy
Even if you hide at sea
There's owls in the navy

Simon Cowell, your days are numbered
Owls will get you while you slumber
In the night they'll come for you
And tear your crazy legs in two

'Cause you're the king of the beavers
The king of the beavers
You cannot deceive us
And you can't fool owls

The king of the beavers
The king of the beavers
You cannot deceive us
And you can't fool owls
Owls
Everyone is fond of owls
Except for mice and shrews
And Simon Cowells
And you know why they come for you

Owls, owls hidden in your shoe
Owls, owls, they is coming for you
Simon Cowells, what you gonna do?
All you gotta do are [?] in your parties
Yes

'Cause you're the king of the beavers
The king of the beavers
You cannot deceive us
And you can't fool owls

The king of the beavers
The king of the beavers
You cannot deceive us
And you can't fool owls

'Cause you're the king of the beavers
The king of the beavers
You cannot deceive us
And you can't fool owls
The king of the beavers
The king of the beavers
(You are the king of the beavers) You cannot deceive us
And you can't fool owls