In this experiment
You will require one
Sterilized
Standardized
Scientificized
Owl

Rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Rotate your owl for science

This lab ain't for fun so we leave our fun owls at home
This lab is for science so we need a science owl
We get our owls from the shelf over there at the top
With the other birds that we use for science

Yeah, me I prefer a peregrine hawk
But every now and then you need a bird that can squawk
Yeah, hawks are great and eagles too
But when you're dropping mad science only owls will do

Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Move your owl around until your break new ground
Yeah, gimme an owl, I move it up, I move it down
I move it side to side, I move my owls with pride
But if you want something more special come see me
I move my owls really professionally

I paid, I paid all my bills for college
By using all my owl rotation knowledge
Come on, y'all, stop with the back-chatter
Cause the owl-based science is all that matters

Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Rotate your owl for science

People always ask me, "what do we learn
By wobbling our owls or giving them a turn?"
Not really much but let's be clear
The owls don't care 'cause they're still living here

Let's be honest what else they gonna do?
Go live in a wood and eat a mouse or two?
Good luck to them there's no mice round here
I collected them all to feed our mutant deer