Fat labrador
Big fat labrador
Fatty fatty fat fat labrador
Fat labrador
Crashing through the floor
Fatty fatty fat fat labrador

Going off to war
It's Fat Labrador
Have you been mistaken for the tanks
Fat Labrador
Settling the score
Fat Labrador our nation gives it's thanks

Fat Labrador
Big Fat Labrador
Fatty fatty fat fat Labrador
Fat Labrador
Enjoys a good bookstore
Surprisingly well read Labrador

Not good at Parkour
It's Fat Labrador
But to see him try sure is a thing
Fat Labrador
Once squashed the Mighty Thor
Serves him right for not sharing the swing