[Host]
What's up everyone my name is Alex
And welcome to: Animeme Rap Battles!
Place your bets now ladies and gentlemen on how you pronounce doge
Is it doge or is it doge, like wheres Waldo?
The world may never know

[Doge]
Such karate, old doge new tricks
Like shitty DJ I make you into meow mix
So muscles, uch training very fast
Doge like laser pointer you chase but never catch
Wow, such bend, you move body like yoga
I much chomping and chewing your body like sofa
People slam, say doge, speak bad English
How about be amaze? I am dog who speak english

[Hello Kitty]
What are you saying? It's like you have a condition
It's like you bought Rosetta Stone, Kmart edition
I'm from Tokyo, Japan the definition of cute
I'm a cotton candy cloud, you're a step up from Groot
Hey look at me wow, No one can stop meow
I'm craving fancy feast, so wear this polka dot tuxedo
Random fact 1: I am the height of five apples
Fact 2: I crammed those bones full of cyanide capsules
[Doge]
Such Amaze, you think i'm dumb? So denial
I come behind you know, Dogey style!
Doge for people Grassroots organization
Kitty like puppet for evil corporation
You hang with frog? Wow, so not A-list
I very paparazzi took one photo got famous
Such fury, die cat get out of city
Much explode you now, change name to Goodbye Kitty

[Hello Kitty]
Meowch that hurt, so much you're making me purr
I'll make you more scared than when your owner goes to work
We playin' dogeball bitch, you have no career
I've killin' it for 294 dog years
I'm the prettiest, kittiest, little thing to exist
Who's putting Shiba Inus on the extinct species list
This litter boxing's bout' over, yo reddit, your mutt choked
So pack yo bags, hit the street, and start begging for upvotes